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I don't believe I deserve this F
Created: Friday, 22 February 2013 21:30
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."

To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."

 
The usher looks at the quarte
Created: Wednesday, 20 February 2013 22:06
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
 
Elderly Birth Control
Created: Monday, 18 February 2013 21:23
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."
 
Please be nice to our dentists
Created: Wednesday, 20 February 2013 00:35
A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

 
Marriage
Created: Sunday, 17 February 2013 21:33
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!