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JOKE OF THE DAY
There is one stipulation
Created: Tuesday, 04 December 2012 01:25
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.

“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”

“And that is?”

“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”

The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”

Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”
 
My mother-in-law
Created: Sunday, 02 December 2012 23:52

The Joke of The Day
Police Jokes :: #10558
By kimmi from nottingham nottinghamshire United Kingdom

Policeman: "Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?"

Pedestrian: "No, but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!"

Policeman: "How can you be so certain?"

Pedestrian: "I’d recognize that laugh anywhere!"

 
Getting Old Could Be Worse
Created: Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:35
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
 
Marriage Jokes
Created: Saturday, 01 December 2012 23:33

A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”

Wife: I really don’t think I should say.

Husband: How about a diamond ring?

Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.

Husband: well, then, a mink coat?

Wife: You know I do not like furs.

Husband: A golden necklace?

Wife: I already have three of them.

Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?

Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce

Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much
 
Good one
Created: Tuesday, 27 November 2012 22:40
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.