Teacher to little Glen
Created: Sunday, 10 February 2013 23:15
Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Asked the teacher.

Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. He replied
The interview
Created: Thursday, 07 February 2013 22:37
An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."
Letter to the IRS
Created: Sunday, 13 January 2013 22:25
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
Question / Answer
Created: Friday, 25 January 2013 00:59
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don’t look I’m changing!!

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!”
Created: Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:35
Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.

“Halt and identify yourself!”

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.

The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”